locker room wars

this morning in the locker room, i was standing there watching sports center after my shower. i was the only one in the tv room/area, and i was enjoying a little bit of sports info presentation. all the sudden, this old nude dude walks in front of me, reaches up, and changes the channel to some finance report.

well the dude was older than me, so my gut reaction of, “dude, would you like to watch something else? sure no problem, since you asked so politely if i didn’t mind a channel change in the middle of chris burman’s sentence…” got overruled by respectful silence. plus, the guy was naked. i didn’t really feel like engaging him in full-frontal conversation.

so i walk away to go get ready for work, and no sooner am i gone that i see him walk into the other room as well for a shave! he comes in, changes the channel from what i was obviously watching, and then doesn’t even care enough to stay in the room. so i grabbed all my stuff, brought it into the tv room, changed the tv back to sports center, and finished getting ready right there. booyah.

when he walked back through the room again, i got a kick out of the grunt of frustration that i heard him let out. it was fantastic.

the gauntlet has been thrown, baby.

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